Johnny Poo Poo Pants Songtext

Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Jiggaty, Johnny

Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Poo Poo Pants.

Why did I want to be like Johnny Poo Poo Pants?

Because he has a good boutt and he's good at dance.

And why all the ladies want to do the touch with him?

Because he has a 200 foot Slim Jim. (A what?)

I say, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Piggaty Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Pants

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Poo Pants (Say What?)
Poo Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poo Pants
Poogatoo Pants

Johnny, Johnny, Jiggaty, Jiggaty, Jiggaty, Johnny Poo Poo Pants.

Oh shaith, here comes teh remix...

Listen, Poo Poo In the Pants and
Poo Poo In the Pants (Say what?)
Poo Poo In the Pants Piggaty
Poo Poo In the Pants (Schiggaty what?)

Johnny likes to sing and dance
Johnny likes to poo poo pants
Johnny likes to sing and dance
Johnny likes to poo poo pants

Poo Poo In the Pants and
Poo Poo In the Pants (Say what?)
Poo Poo In the Pants and
Poo Poo In the Pants

Johnny likes to go to France.
Johnny likes to eat the ants.
Johnny likes to go to France.
Johnny likes to poo poo pants.