Jellyfish Songtext
I'm fucking hideous and spiteful
When I'm left to my devices
I soak my tentacles in ice baths
If you feel a draft

I'll be home indoors, I'll be home indoors
Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts
On being a jellyfish

Same thing I wish for every new year
Cuz I'm lazy and a loser
They don't come true I'm blaming everyone but myself

I'll be home indoors, I'll be home indoors
Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts
On being a piece of shit

Should I go shake out on the sidewalk
Or should I stay inside and shine in artificial light
If I could I would do it so much better off than try
I won't be failing if I don't so
I'll sit with stingers ready
In case somebody comes
To fill my head with petty jealousy
And show me all the things I could be doing
If I were a vertebrate, but it's comfortable
Not wondering at all if I'd've made it

Should I'd've stayed at home in doors, I'll be home in doors, Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts on being a piece of shit, I'm being a piece of shit, you're right I'm a jellyfish