Is It Right To Kiss The Boys (When You're A Girl And Not A Boy?) Songtext

Dip your fingers in the sand

See what you can figure out

With your thumb up a rump



Oh, baby boy

You're an infant in my arms

Charming rabbit slut boy

Where did you come from?

Was it England or Tokyo?

Oh, I can't remember, but


Is it right for you to kiss my bulge?

Is it right for you to change

My big ripe light bulb, lips?

My swollen head is burning

We're both learning

How to have more fun

Than we could have with the girls



I told you they were wrong

Get out of their arms

Get into the man who's waiting for you

With the charms of a god

It's alright if he's a dirty old sod

They're the best teachers



Boys get hard

I was, I have been hard since birth

I'm available

Beneath my skirt I'm really available

Here's a dime, call me up

Here, better yet, here's a quarter

See ya later