I'm Your Leprechaun Songtext

Yo I'm from the getto and I make spaghetto,
And if you dance around I'll give you a pound,
Your mother is so fat she is a cat,
Meow,
Point: if you put your hamster in a microwave it will die,
Wait I was just joking that is a lie,
Don't give me none of your lip or I'll dip you in a sage and onion dip,
And I'll sink your punk-ass ship.

Now more facts about your mother,
She had sex with an usher and gave birth to an illegitimate brother,
That you never saw,
Oh I bet you like to claw,
The rug upon your floor,
When it's late at night and your belly hurts,
Yes, claw that rug,
I'm sure that will help,
Your mother once overdosed on laxatives and calpol,
Calpol tastes like strawberries so you should hit cut with a scalpel.
F-f-f-freestyle,
F-f-f-freestyle.

Hildidee hildidee hildidee dee,
P-p-p-pedophilic leprechaun,
Used to prey on the children small,
Took them to the end of rainbows,
They thought they were searching for pots of gold,
But when they got there they saw NO!
He was just raping them because he's a pedo,
P-p-pedophilic leprechaun.

Hildidi hildidi hildidididee,
Your mother once overdosed on laxatives and calpol,
Steer clear of leprechauns when they have acquired a scalpel,
Many people will come together and cry,
When Mr. Potato Head will get tired of life and commit suicide.

Feel me.