I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why Songtext

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday adter school I'd wait outside his classroom
Well, one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said