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I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing-dog Songtext
I wanna be a drug sniffing-dog So I can snort coke all day long Bite my master when it suits me Get off on diminished capacity I wanna be a customs man Snoop through your stuff 'cos I can Sneaky-Peaky pry through your private lives Stroke your panties jackin' off at lunch Wah-Oh, Weh-Oh-Ho! Sure beats Alpo It's the life It's the stink It's the attitude I wanna be a San Francisco cop So I can speed and run red lights And sure as Rodney was a King We got ways to make you sing We can seize everything Houses, cars and life savings Keep the loot for ourselves Fake drug charge works every time I wanna join the Christian Coalition So I can molest my children None suspect me 'cos I've been saved Til my stepdauhgter drowns her kids in a lake Weh-Oh, Weh-Oh-Ho! Spare rod Spoil the child It's the life It's the stink Choose your masks