I Need Some Mistletoe: Neville Longbottom Songtext

What's the deal with everyone getting together?
The only snogging I get is from my grandmother
And Harry was telling me about the time he kissed Cho
So I decided that all I need this Christmas is some mistletoe
Because the truth is that Neville Longbottom
Doesn't get much smack from the ladies
This Christmas mistletoe is going to save me

So you can give my X-Box to the house-elves
And give away my Game Cube to someone else