I Hate Your Hello Kitty Underwear Songtext

I want a girl who drives.
I want a girl who hates cut pets.
I want a girl who drinks pints of beer on our first date.

I'm sick of teens, so fucking sick of teens.
And I hate your hello kitty underwear.

I want a girl who hates mikey.
I want a girl with no make up.
I want a girl who kick ass and plays roller derby.