I Ate Something Out Of The Medicine Cabinet Songtext

I shouldn't have bit the crust off the top of the bottle
'cause now I'm feeling really weird
I shouldn't have eaten that
I wish Mom was home
I wish Mom was home
She'd make me throw up
Oh God, I feel like my head is about the size of Arkansas
I'd eat something, but everything's moving around inside the fridge
I'd go watch television, but the television is huge and emits sparks and dangerous amounts of radiation
I can't think, I can't move
I'm just lying on the ground and my heart's beating a million miles an hour
I'm paralyzed...
I wish I hadn't eaten that stuff in the medicine cabinet
Now I am throwing up
But I'm throwing up gobs of green plastic spiders
The spiders are eating me
Oh my God, I wish I could have eaten something out of the fridge
I'm throwing up little dinosaurs
I wish I hadn't eaten it
Mom, where are you Oh my God, there's a lizard covered with blood in the front yard
Oh God
I give up, I give up, I surrender
Stop this now
Stop it
Leave me alone
I'm sorry I ate the stuff in the brown bottle