Hypothetical Party Songtext
Hypothetically
I'm an extroverted introvert
I see your story, feeling FOMO, and it kinda hurts
But taking drugs will only make it worse
I know it's sad but true
I'm just afraid of what they think of me
So I'll pretend to be somebody that I'll never be
And twenty minutes in I'll wanna leave
It's what I always do
Mom calls me, it's Friday
Asking me, "Hon', what are you doin'?"
I'm stallin', but I just say nothing much
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm donе not finding the one
I wanna go to a party wherе it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
But hypothetically
(Hypothetically)
Kinda vibing with the way it is (Way it is)
No time for drama, I don't give fuck you're "in the biz"
So come on over we can chill a bit (Chill a bit) It's what I'd rather do
Mom calls me, it's Saturday
Asking me, "Love, what are you doin'?'
I'm stallin', but I still say nothing 'cause
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
But hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
Hi, can you pick me up, please?
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party (A party) where it's quiet (Where it's quiet)
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
But hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Hypothetically
I'm an extroverted introvert
I see your story, feeling FOMO, and it kinda hurts
But taking drugs will only make it worse
I know it's sad but true
I'm just afraid of what they think of me
So I'll pretend to be somebody that I'll never be
And twenty minutes in I'll wanna leave
It's what I always do
Mom calls me, it's Friday
Asking me, "Hon', what are you doin'?"
I'm stallin', but I just say nothing much
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm donе not finding the one
I wanna go to a party wherе it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
But hypothetically
(Hypothetically)
Kinda vibing with the way it is (Way it is)
No time for drama, I don't give fuck you're "in the biz"
So come on over we can chill a bit (Chill a bit) It's what I'd rather do
Mom calls me, it's Saturday
Asking me, "Love, what are you doin'?'
I'm stallin', but I still say nothing 'cause
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
But hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
Hi, can you pick me up, please?
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party (A party) where it's quiet (Where it's quiet)
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
But hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Hypothetically
