How Do You Giftwrap A Young Boy's First Broken Heart? Songtext

How do you giftwrap and young boy's first broken heart?

And what would you write in the card?

And what if I found out that this would happen a thousand more times?

Would I even bother?



It wasn't the worst,

But it was the first time

And it set the trend

Of lonely winters that never end


I was caught off-guard when your phone call came

You gave me my gift earlier that day

And in the most poetic way

It broke my garbage pail when I threw it away



How do you giftwrap and young boy's first broken heart?

And what would you write in the card?

And what if I found out that this would happen a thousand more times?

Would I even bother?



It wasn't the worst,

But it was the first time

And it set the trend

Of frustrating relationships that badly end



Hip, hip, hip, hip hooray!

You went and dumped me just before Christmas day

Even though we were just in seventh grade

I had an old enough heart to hear it break



Even though we were just in seventh grade

I had an old enough heart to hear it break



Even though we were just in seventh grade

I had an old enough heart to hear it break