- Alphabetischer Ordnung (Zurück zu Hostage Life Songtexte sortiert nach Album)
- Carbon Heart Radio Or $80 Haircut Songtext
- Fuck, I Hope You're Not Pregnant Or Hey, So You Think A Vasectomy Is Covered By My Health Insurance? Songtext
- Hell Awaits Hostage Life Or The Virgin Mary's Immaculate Dp Songtext
- Hostage Life Are Fucking Alive And Well Or Paul Miller's Armada Featuring Eric Gaudet Songtext
- Hostage Life's Legally Distinct Cola Commercial Or You're Stupid And You're Gross But If You Drink This Someone Might Actually Love You Songtext
- How To Die With A Smile I) Determine Whether Or Not You Wish To Depart II) Set Date III) Find An Exit Buddy Songtext
- Money Parade Songtext
- Of Shotguns And Pleasure Wands Or A Sincere Tip Of The Hat To That Cocksucker Lenny Bruce Songtext
- Securing My Seat (On The Hostage Life Board Of Directors) Or 'Is That Blood On Your Collar?' 'No, It's Lipstick, I Swear' Songtext
- Sons Of Hostage Life Songtext
- Sons Of Hostage Life Or This Name Tag Reads 'Fuck You' Songtext
- The Last Superman Or Fall Of The Ubermensch Songtext
- The Quietest Mutiny Or Dear Leader Songtext
- This Song Has Killed 11 Songtext
- This Song Was Written By A Committee Songtext
- This Song Was Written By Committee Or We Simply Feed These Figures Into The Melodiotron And, Voila, An Instant Hit Songtext
- We Will Make You Crawl Or Just Pretend That Your Lips Are Stitched, And Let Us Do The Thinking Songtext
- When I Get Cancer Or Fuck It, Just Cut Out All The Parts Of Me That Have Stopped Working Songtext