Hey Whitey Songtext

Oh well if you do then tell her I said hi

Hey Whitey

What?

You know this isn't 1980

So it's time to kiss the her mamatoo goodbye

Bruises on your knees

And you smell like cheese

You're damaged, dude

Wrestling isn't cool

You think farts are funny
Just like batman rules

You're so dumb I would bet

You can't spell the alphabet



Hey Whitey

What?

Your girlfriend doesn't see you

For the way you stick your fingers up your nose

Hey Whitey

What?

Get off the fuckin monkey bars

Your button's broke, you belly's

Out of your clothes

30 years old, you never grabbed ahold

Now grab ahold and let me tie your shoes

The more things change

The more they stay the same

When we were running you were starting out and then your tripped and said you were ok.