Euro-barge Songtext

Until I get my iceless soda
It's such a simple thing
it's called first come first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve

In every region
it seems there's a legion
of impatient close talking slime
that cut in line
Barge me with your walkin'
spray me with your talkin'
I am the ambassador
of kick your assador

What's your affinity
for my vicinity
There's plenty room here
in your country
It's just etiquette
to use deodorant Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent

Boozy and stinkin'
I smell what your thinkin'
I just need a little more space Get out my face
Barge me with your walkin'
spray me with your talkin'
Back the fuck up ass hole
shut your bread & cheese hole
Tryin' to make myself clear
give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus
I'll kick your royal highness

I'll see your Euro-barge by friend
and raise you one Ugly American

In every region
it seems there's a legion
of impatient close talking slime
that cut in line
Barge me with your walkin'
spray me with your talkin'
Push you out of the way
sock you in the pate'
Step right off you inbred
hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador
of fuckin' kick your assador!