Ethan's Song (slackers) Songtext

I love you but I hate you
Which brings to mind how much I love you
We could have worked this out you know
In a little room, in a little locked room
I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave,
the one dimensional man
He's filed under cocker sucker in my little black book
Sweetness can rot your teeth
Bittersweet can cough on me
But you hold the key, you hold the key