Eggs Songtext
Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.
Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.

Easter Sunday we be counting eggs
Eggs.
Polyester, corduroy, and eggs.
Eggs.
Go backstage on the Brady Bunch stage.
Eggs.
Eggs.

Cross the street. Ford Ranger XLT and eggs.
Eggs.
What else can you be in 1973, without eggs?
Eggs.
All line out and dime on the military's dime
Eggs.
Eggs.

Vietnam and Watergate and eggs.
Eggs.
Agent Orange, blue and red and eggs
Legs.
You're gonna have to watch for a kick in the crotch
Eggs.
Eggs.

Eggs.
Eggs.
Do not hesitate. Funtion: communicate.
Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.
Eggs.