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LSD Is Evil!
Me and my friend was out one nightand we were tripping on LSD about 11 o'clock my friend turned to me and said "There's somewhere I gotta be"I didn't ask where or where to gobut she said "I'll drive from here"and I said "Oh..Okie Dokie" and we sped off into the nightShe took those turns at 95but it felt like 43and I was freaking out as anyone could seecause that's just something that you do when you're on LSDbut see it's not the speed that was freaking me outbecause i drive fast all the timebut there was a little unicorn in the back seat of my carWell my friend she just got all freaked out and she let go of the wheelthen my car took off and started driving itself as it jumped off the edge of this one big hillWe were in the air for atleast 12 minutesand it gave us a chance to see what is really in usthen we hit some pine trees that were hanging from some purple clouds Songtexte(Spoken)well sooner or later we had to come downand when we did, we were right in the middle of townwe had found a good place to park in the middle of that fountain apparentlythen I started to yell like I was drunkbut had happened was that there was a sea monster in the trunk. and I opened the door and fell right into the foot of waterwe'll under there was lots of things like 2000 pennies and a phony diamond ring but the thing that scared me the most was this one eyed snakeafter discovering that my zipper was downI fixed myself and tried to get out of townI think my friend had took off with my car some time agoI stopped for a minute to admire the lightsthey looked odd and blue like no other lightsand that's when I realized that those were the lightsof the Royston City Police Department. apparently they had seen the whole damn thingand thought it was very interesting among other thingsand they even gave me a chance to try and explain myself I pulled out my watch and I did a little danceand before I knew it they were in a tranceand I thought..if I was going to run, now's the time. So I took off down this little back street dodging yellow midgets and gigantic feet and after a while I saw a light at the very endand sooner than later something became very clearand this little chipmunk said "Son have nothing to fear"and I know that real cause I ain't never never seen that beforeWell me and my friend was out one nightand we were tripping on LSDabout 11 o'clock my friend turned to me and said"There's somewhere I gotta be"I didn't ask where to or where to gobut she said "I'll drive from here"and I said "Oh Okie Dokie" and we sped off into the nightWell I made it home about 8am and I passed out on the couch I was tired as hell as anyone could seeI don't think I'm gonna take no more LSDYou see normal stuff don't really freak me because I see that all the timeBut that itty bitty drug will really Open up your mind..Oh yeah Aus Songtexte Mania