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Alright listen up, cause this is scientificalY'all better drop your cerebral drawers, 'cause I'm about to blow your mindsCompound microscopesRadioactive isotopesSpectrometer, separate massSublimation, solid to gasLogarithm, square the rootChemical spill, hazmat suitNo D's, C's, B's for meJust PhD's since I was threeStool ain't nothin' but a pile of shit,That I don't give when I analyze itIf you want relativity, go fuck your momma at light speedCultured petris research diseaseSub-string theories(hypotheses)Human natureNomenclatureArgon laserOccam's RazorSongtexteIn a given system the simplest answer is usually the correct one, asshole.Tesla's coil thangSteve Hawking's robot twangEuclid light protractor pullsHeisenburg's quarky principlesRadon killed the curious MadameNiels Bohr's faggoty atomI hope one day they terraform MarsSo we can get fucked up in Martian BarsI'll put tits on a shark and I'll make 'em greenThat's what I'll do with my hand in your genesAnd genes ain't nothin' but expressions of cellsAnd hydrogen sulfide makes farts smell373 Kelvin degreesDarwin Species(We'se chimpanzees)Dual-core chip dipBlue screen disk slipPascal's tri-tipWormhole time-ripYeah that's the second reference to the film "Contact," so what?Kingdom, phylum, order, but I got no classI'll re-arrange your face when I'm cloning your assAnd if you've got two x-chromosomes I'll coat your velvety wallsWith all them flagellates swimming in my ballsPut my jism in your schism Make another organism(Two, three, five, seven)Vasectomies shut down testesFifty CCs(Fluid feces)Kidneys expel NACLAlfred Nobel's TNT sellsMendel's green peasHeredityTeenage acne(Filled like Twinkies)You've been toldDown to my soul I'm a Deoxyribonucleic AssholeCarrying the twoI'm a God-doubtin', Bunsen-burnin' son-of-a-bitchAnd my chemical symbol's FU Aus Songtexte Mania