Glitter Penis

Crumz In My Lap
River offices, shakin crumz, im sittin back, in my shack ya ones?Don't be playin now, what they sayin now, why you gotsta be askin what they payin nowWatch the cash flow, like the river uh, snitch why ya wasn't at the last showGetting hungry now, get the pretzels out, feel the salt on my tongue, (yeah thats) what they all aboutI was eatin pretzels got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2I was eatin toast got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2I got the crumz in my lap, i had to shake out my shirt, they make me get up off my couch wha' watchin ernie and bertI had to be real careful, keep the crumz off the floor, i only got one vacuum and i don't need moreI walk around the house, i walk around the clock, mother i got the sifting at the cinnamon shopBut its the shakin tradition put this hat on the mat, and its a shakin ambition to get these crumz off my lapI was eatin cheese got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2I was eatin chicken got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2Glitter penis... two thousand... x2C.R.U.M.Z in my lap x6 Aus Songtexte Mania