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i drank myself stupid and ate far too muchhad sex with the wrong girlmissed out on the conga linebut i threw up whilst doing the moonwalk to mistletoe and wineand i realised it was time to go when i said to my boss - "a penis you are"and so i drove home on the icemeandering along the busy roads thinking of Christand then lo through my windscreen came a sleigh oh so brightcame a snowman so decorative but it was to the brick wall that i said goodnighthow, how had it come to this, i had always been a careful soulho hum this is Christmas, a carefree time Christmasthis Christmas time cares for us allwhen i next awoke it was Christmas day morning, my mother sat next to meshe said, "Son, this is some gift."as i lay wrapped in plaster, thinking of festivities i'd misslike Only Fools and Horses, the Queen's speech at threeand an Eastender's Wedding and nutsBrazil nuts and walnuts and wineand more wine and pudding and turkeygive me turkey, i want turkey, more turkey please, turkey, moreoh Jesus Christ, i am so luckyJesus Christ, did i deserve this?Jesus Christ, who is my saviour?Songtexteis it you Jesus i can't dismiss?how, how had it come to this, i had always been a careful soulho hum this is Christmas, a carefree time Christmasthis Chrismas time cares for us alland i won't get depressed in Januaryand i won't worry about what to buyand i won't feel that i need to smileand i won't think of Santa again or at least for a while... Aus Songtexte Mania