David Roth
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If you sign my mailing listI beg you please print clearlyIt's so hard to read your writing sometimesWhen you're in a hurryThen when I am homeAnd I am shuffling through my piles of paperTrying to decipherAll your scribblings and your scrawlingsPlease print clearlyI'm not a calligrapherOr handwriting expertWith the FBIMy mother was the penmanship championOf the state of New Jersey in the yearNineteen hundred thirty eightI did not inherit this characteristicChicken scratching is much easier to readIf you sign my mailing listI beg you please print clearlyDon't you hate it when you get a letter with a labelWhere your name is spelled ridiculouslySongtexteMakes you think the senderDoesn't even know or care about youAnd you throw it outThus if you don't ever hearA word from meIt's not becauseI don't use my mailing listOr I sold your nameTo Publisher's Clearing HouseOr that to my show someone like youI'm not invitingIt's just thatI couldn't read your writing
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