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I'm so postmodern I refuse to play this song live, instead I play "Creep" by Radiohead.I'm so postmodern I put glad wrap on the toilet, poke it full of holes, and gate-crash show and tells.I'm so postmodern that I remembered your birthday, reported you missing and told the police to bake a cake.I'm so postmodern I held a MacGyver-themed party, put up an arsenal of craft weaponry and mucked up the revolution.I'm so postmodern I created a superhero, Captain Maracas, saving the world through percussion.I'm so postmodern that I went bushwalking through a camping store, gaffer-taped to a Christmas tree.I'm so postmodern I bought my own skywriting bi-plane and crashed accidentally by writing a suicide note.I'm so postmodern that I laminate pancakes, stir fry iced Vovo's and spread cruskit propaganda.I'm so postmodern I wore a hyper-color wedding dress, it was bad luck when I saw myself.I'm so postmodern I adapted a book into a movie, 41 hours of my Nan reading the book.SongtexteI'm so postmodern I had a dream about ????, woke up and wrote "yesterday" entirely in spoons.I'm so postmodern that it's one nod for yes, two nods for no, and three nods I'm ???.I'm so postmodern I prefer beer from a cask, spirits from a carnie, and powdered-wine sandwiches.I'm so postmodern that I travelled back to 20 BC and told them about Google and now it's called "Google It"I'm so postmodern I designed a talking Mr T. tea towel...DRY THE FOOL!I'm so postmodern that I had myself re-christened, invited only my ex-girlfriends, it was ok.I'm so postmodern that I re-wrote Hamlet entirely from Simpsons quotes and facts that inter??(Worst lyric ever)There's more, but it gets confusing... Aus Songtexte Mania