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Here we go, down the road, uh-huhEighty hillbillies in Tennessee, all went drivin' on I-83They took a turn and they headed west, why they did that, anyone's guessThere were 87 of 'em when they started out, but 5 of 'em died and 2 fell outOne named Buck, his wife was half deadShould-a left her at home, but he brought her insteadThey were heading west on I-28, they spotted a house that looked just greatFour stories tall and 50 yards wide, the hillbillies decided to look insideThey all parked in front and got out of their carsTook in some moonshine in Mason jarsGot their guitars and fiddles too, started playin billy, billy, billy bayouThey were a-laughin' and a-dancin' and actin' very sillyBut what can one expect from 80 hillbillies?They had a big party and did what they wantedAnd never suspected that the house was haunted80 hillbillies in a haunted house, 80 hillbillies in a haunted house80 hillbillies in a haunted house, 80 hillbillies in a haunted house81, if you count Buck's spouse, 81 hillbillies in a haunted houseThey were dancin' and a-cussin' and a-drinkin' beerThe hillbillies started to disappearFirst it was Luke and Lula and MacThen there were more, it was hard to keep trackDickie Wayne Price, he screamed real hard,Songtexte"There's 5 dead hillbillies out in the yard!"They searched the house and they found 2 moreHector and Peanut, down on the floorThey found Ebby's head stuck on top of a broomFound the rest of her in the very next roomMany strange things happened that night, they kept finding bodies left and right69 hillbillies in a haunted house, 69 hillbillies in a haunted house69 hillbillies in a haunted house, 69 hillbillies in a haunted house70, if you count Buck's spouse, 70 hillbillies in a haunted houseTwo were attacked by the walkin' dead, 3 got a hatchet right through the headSix were eaten by giant rats, 1 was killed by vampire batsSix hillbillies got stabbed with swords, 1 got hit by flyin' boardsThree were 'lectrocuted by an electric wire, and 2 hillbillies caught on fire45 hillbillies in a haunted house, 45 hillbillies in a haunted house45 hillbillies in a haunted house, 45 hillbillies in a haunted house46, if you count Buck's spouse, 46 hillbillies in a haunted houseDownstairs hillbillies danced all night, Upstairs they were droppin' left and rightDrinkin' their moonshine, a hundred proof, 2 hillbillies fell off the roofThree got strangled by the crawlin' eye, 2 hillbillies just started to flyThree were eaten by a giant moth, 4 hillbillies got their heads chopped offTwo hillbillies had a heart attack, 1 hillbilly got stabbed in the backThree hillbillies had screamin' fits, and 4 hillbillies got shred to bits Aus Songtexte Mania