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Refr: Oh, I realy thought that I learend to love her I even took her home to meet my mother That's why it breaks my heart to discover That she ain t a country music lover Verses: Well I already knew that we disagreed on politics and religion And it realy did nt bother me too much when I found out she did nt like to go fishing The trouble all started with all them phonograph records I bought her Like she thought Kitty Wells was a place a cat goes to get water But friends it didn t take me long to realize that this ole girl was in a fog She even thought that Ferlin Husky was some kind of Eskimo Dog She thought the Texas Troubadours were President Bush`s fans She even thought that Ernest Tubb was a sincere place to take a bath Just to think that she d been to college and travelling around the world then the nerve to ask me if Bobby Bare was a strip tease girl But what realy got my goat and made me explode Would you beleave that she thought Johnny Cash was money you find in a commode Man , talk about being dence , squirly ain t the word Well, she thinks Pete Drake is a duck, Western Union is a cowboys s underwear Oh I don t know what it is... Aus Songtexte Mania