Amateur Transplants

Titanic
Every night in my room You see it You feel it Then you go and peel off my thong Suddenly you panic My dick is titanic You know it won't fit, it's too long You scream, you're sick It's eight inches thick And we try, but it all goes so wrong You spread wide, it won't fit inside 'Cause I'd rip you to bits And you know that you'd need stitches when I'm gone My throbbing, foot-long tower Is the envy of the showers But makes it a nightmare in bed The missionary position leads to hospital admission You'd rather six inches instead Once more, you spread like a whore Now you know what it's like to give birth You're feeling so sore, you'll need an epidural And you're getting so frantic About my titanic girth (Thanks to kyberslon for these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania