Cool Kids (The)

Chicago Zoo
Yo yo this is Mickey RocksThis is Chuck InglishShout out to the basementShout out to Smash BrothersYou are listening to cool ass ninjas(Mikey Rocks)Welcome to Chi Town ZooAnimal Planet probably channel 102Imma show you how to surviveAnd what not to doCause you aint watchin the animalsThey watchin youGorillas and Baboons posted on the blockWith hats cockedWaitin for something to jump offAnd the rats keep rattinThe lions keep lyingThe bears bear armsThey'll shoot you dog *ROOF*And the cougars got rugersSwans with the bombsBeehives full of knivesSo what Im sayin isRun for your livesSteve Irwin got hurtSongtexteWhen a gang of birds murked himYa follow me please comeAnd raise our hand cause this is urgentNo longer the days of manEvery person is in dangerFrom the horses in the mangerThey gonna war with us all of usAnd the bats wanna hang usUpside down from our legsWatch that blood rush to your headThis is what they saidIn the meetin with tha leadersTall cheetah was kinda a good speakerCorruption of the animalsEven spread to the government(Chuck: Why do you say that?)Cause the president is a snake(Chuck:What?!)No really though the presidents a snakeAnd his mistress is a chickenWith some feathers in its beakIt is sickeningBut the picture looks familiar to meCause what chicken dont cluck for dollarsHumans and animals got that in commonI ran down the stairsMade a left at the boxHeaded to the front doorWithout gettin spottedRan through the front lawnThen I had to stop quickWhen I seen a fox posted up on the blockWith boxes sellin watches for small profitDown the street I saw a monkey in a suitAnd as soon as I walked up to himI asked him why he do what he do thenHe said Im a monkey thats trueBut monkey see monkey doSaw you doin some thingsAnd now he do em' tooI wanna be like youWhat thats unusualYou call me the animalNow you the animalSo I guess you mimic meNow I got business to attend toPardon me and a good day I bid youThen he tilted the brim of his hatAdjusted his brief caseAnd walked to his whipI had to get a grip was crabs up on the stripI aint talking bout the CripsImagine a lil bitHorses ridin people brandishing the whipsStrip club full of poodlesPit bulls throwin tipsSkinny cat outside the liquor store(Chuck: Whys that?)He was tryin to get a hitIt was too strong theySo they tried to make him quitNow he hooked on that crackAlso known as cat nipSomebody please wake me up from this nightmareSomething aint right hereI gotta escapeI gotta find a wayPlease get me outta this safeBefore I become a victim of a Paraná or a snakeWe got to be carefulTake heed to our actionsWatch out for pigsWhen they flashin their sirensWhenever we get violentWe aint far from them, animals,And we call them, beastsCause ya homie is a dogA phony is a snakeA cop is a pigAnd a lady is a chickSo that put us in position with doctors who do littleI guess Im the animalScreaming at you niggas Aus Songtexte Mania