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imagine in your mind a posh country club the stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed the spread is bland sour kraut and boiled goose there's no way these people will ever cut loose but then i walk in the room hold my boombox high and what happened next will blow your mind everything got outta control the music was so entrancing evryone got out on the floor it was a bunch of old white people dancing now picture if you will a bunch of business men stuffed in the board room like pigs in a pen the ties around their necks are like a hangmans noose in the middle of the table there's a boiled goose the old people smell makes you wanna puke in the sink these dudes'll never dance yeah thats what you think i stride in the room all young and hip hold up my boombox and say listen to this then evryone they started to move people rejoiced instead of financing Songtexteyour preconceived notions were shattered by these super old white people dancing the big apple, where people never dance spirits go down while profits expand the cops or the dealers whos got the juice the street vendors peddling their boiled goose so many types of people will never get along till i bust out my boombox and play this song the music washed away all the hate and society started advancing evry demograghic was represented it was a rainbow coalition of dancing whoahohoh evry one was wearing fingerless gloves whoaohoh i saw a spanish guy doing the bartman transport now to an old folks home Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones. The orderlies are stealing - there's no excuse! Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose. So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass, And what happened next was a total disgrace. Everybody started having sex! The music was way too powerful! A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits! It was disgusting, to say the least. A boom box can change the world, But you gotta know your limits with a boom box. And this was a cautionary tale, A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY! (Thanks to Sam for these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania