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High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer I like soda, where's the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I see you from across the crowd I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud You're really drunk and you're looking sad It's like a date rape ad Girl, then we start to dance and Girl, baby this is romance Girl, I'm starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants Girl, you're bodies like what conjunction junction, that's a fine ass but I'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin' 'til you get to the nut And I said Let's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block Either way girl, we're taking a walk(wok)...nothing? You're going to love me the way my uncle did Except you're not gonna to go to court for doin' it Be a guillotine or my girl instead Either way, you're giving me head I'm gonna love you the right way Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say SongtexteGirl When I say girl We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed Even though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed We're both aware of my erection You ask if I have protection I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit Girl Girl Insert a euphemism A sexy mental prism Increase my pelvic rhythm For you with my syllogism I know your body and I know how to please ya Don't thank me, thank wikipedia Guys don't go down, well I am- What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad High school party, senior year None of that happened cause I wasn't invited...hm Aus Songtexte Mania