Eminem

Underground/ken Kaniff
[Intro: Eminem] A lot of people ask me Where the fuck I've been at the last few years Shit I don't know But I do know, I'm back now HAHA [Chorus:] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground [Verse 1: Eminem] Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up Sixty sluts all of 'em dying from mass afixial After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup Dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads SongtexteEnough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match [you can't say that] yes he can I just did faggot now guess again Better text message your next of kin Tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny It's Satan in black satin panties This is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills Fanny pack filled with zanax Through every nook and cranny Lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky Razor balades with me to make you believe Cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me Until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee [Chorus:] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground [Verse 2: Eminem] Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds With glad bags, yeah glad to be back 'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn word he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth That means it's just a regular day And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly Fucking Lesbians shouldn't of had her legs in the way Now she's pregnant and gay Missing both legs and begging to stay. [Chorus:] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground [Verse 3: Eminem] Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming To spit back in abundance Hit a fag with onions Then split a bag of Funyuns Mad at me understandable Cannibal shooting animal Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult Captain of a cult with an elite following To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers Hit Jason Vorhees with a forty Stuck a suppository up his ass And made him tell me a story Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture Walked up elm street with a fucking wiffle bat drew Fought Freddy Kruger and Edward Scissor hands too And came out with a little scratch oww Looking like I got into a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat goose Insanity can it be vanity, wheres the humanity In havin a twisted sex fantasy with an arm and leg amputee Straight jacket with 108 brackets And a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it Cut ya f**kin head off and ask where you headed off to? Get it headed off too? Medic this headaches awful, this anisthetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffle And this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco (Thanks to jaydizzledub12 for correcting these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania