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And it just keeps going And it just keeps... So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, All this jet setting has really been getting to me. It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, An isle seat, fine by me But the guy that's insides always trying to pee. With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps Flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams So I silently plead "Oh God, please Let there be a honey sitting 27B" But of course a morbidly obese beast Is in the seat that wheezes when it breathes The guy that's in D is at least three deep And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees Everything best shorter just need water But for a bottle they charge two dollars And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod. I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. SongtexteAnd it just keeps going And it just keeps... [x2] So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants, But the captain is seat belt fastened. So my ass is just passin gas And at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane. I make my way towards baggage claim When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. Some dumb bitch I went to high school with While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit I just smile and think how great it would be If I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. So I pick up my LL Bean And b line for the next taxi. In need of weed and boxer briefs But my bags only got maxis. I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [x2] I check into my hotel room And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom Tell him I moved and I need some water and food And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie But the tube has no HBO So anything I want yo I'm paying fo' But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe watching that Little People Big World show Right then there's a knock at the door, It's my last hope for a Spanish whore Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my cat, have you seen it? " Jesus, this day is the worst, At least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep Healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [x2] Aus Songtexte Mania