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INTRO: This is add news with anchorman Shaun Boothe And five time anchorman of the year Travis Zimmerman And now to the news desk Travis: Hi, my name is Travis Zimmerman and welcome to ADD news I'm here reporting live with anchorman Shaun Boothe. Shaun... VERSE 1: Shaun: Thanks Travis and thank you all for tuning in Now before you start tuning out lets begin With the new trend to eat more and move less Obesity is now the new leading cause of death Yup, a hamburger is more likely to murder you than a black man's burner In further news, according to law enforcers The difference between police brutality and order is really a camcorder And recent polls extended the end of an era Of a little moron and his war on terror But president Bush insists he's not drilling for oil Those weapons of mass destruction are in the soil And while less and less people are working SongtexteThe least threatened occupation is the cosmetic surgeon Finally not to disrupt natural order The rich continue to get richer while the poor get poorer CHORUS: Travis: Well ok then, moving right along Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah In the world news, everything is going wrong and Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah Nevertheless, kids don't forget Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah This is the news, This is the news Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah VERSE 2: Shaun: Studies show that nobody knows a damn thing So they buy into whatever studies show But contrary to racial profiling All young black males are NOT prone to violence And being Arabic doesn't guarantee you're a terrorist Solemnly sworn to some code of silence And in business news, seems the gas crisis Was really a marketing scheme to jack prices And judging by how high they are We'll get the electric chair before the electric car But all the poverty and violence No one's got time to worry about the environment But that hole in the ozone lair didn't go nowhere So wear some sun block if you got your nose in the air SPF 15 and up Now pay attention white folks cause I don't need the stuff 70 acres of nature are lost each minute And possibly the cure to a lot of disease with it Sad but true, but don't worry you'll forget it by tomorrow afternoon Travis back to you CHORUS: Travis: Great stuff, moving right along Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah In the world news, everything is going wrong and Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah Nevertheless, kids don't forget Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah This is the news, This is the news Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah VERSE 3: Shaun: According to Fashin File A 'must have' for every celeb is an African child And in even lighter news, when it come to lookin sexier Nine out of ten models prefer bolemia to anorexia And with the warning shots cops (are) lettin go Live now 'cause you never know And remember folks If I ain't say it - it ain't worth repeatin' Signing off I'm Shaun Boothe - better know as SEAZON Aus Songtexte Mania