Adam And Joe

The Antiques Roadshow
You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15, There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Fiona Bruce hosts the event Which comes this week from Stoke-on-Trent Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Where did you find this delightful clock? What a marvellously unusual jewellery box! What a stunning lithograph of the Albert Docks! What a beautiful painting of hollyhocks! I just adore this chest of drawers of yours, it's from the Civil War Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough The sun is bright, the crowds polite, And mostly white, but that's alright Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough What's on the other side? It's Britannia High SongtexteBoy that show's done, back to channel One Here's a farmer with a suit of armour A bloke from Ghana with a stuffed llama Those cufflinks in the expert's hands Cost ten bob but they're worth thirty grand Now bring your stuff to the BBC We'll evaluate your antiques for free You might even get to be on TV! (Thanks to Charlie for these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania