Jake Thackray

The Ladies' Basic Freedom Polka
The ladies of the neighbourhood are fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they feel to be fundamental liberties The sufferagettes are at it again with a low and underhand stratagem leading the fight for womanly rights by pinching the bottoms of gentlemen The ladies of the neighbourhood fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they feel to be fundamental liberties Gentlemen, don't stroll alone; beware those women, they're widely known for their marksmanship their lobster grip they're quick to strike and they strike to the bone The ladies of the neighbourhood, fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they feel to be fundamental liberties They advance libertarian views with the speed of incontinent kangaroos with a vampire's wail their hungry nails will sink into your bulging troos' The ladies of the neighbourhood, fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they f-feel to be fundamental liberties Songtexte They've been where no women have been before Up lord mayor's petticoats, barrister's drawers they're known to have poked up a horse guard's cloak and many a butcher's pinnafore The ladies of the neighbourhood, fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they feel to be fundamental liberties Your chef isn't safe when they break loose In his kitchen he'll be brutally seduced A yelp, a scream, a clatter of tureens and lo, and behold, your cook is goosed The ladies of the neighbourhood, fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they feel to be fundamental liberties They had a vicar with a fearful tweak plucking at his cassock with animal shrieks with a priestly wince he stuck to his principles and turned the other cheek The ladies of the neighbourhood, fighting the fight for womanhood by taking what they feel to be fu-fundamental liberties Aus Songtexte Mania