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When I woke up in the morning she was still in my bed And then she wanted to make me bacon and eggs And then I said I have no time I got to go to a meeting In the drunken clam, and she said I'll drive you there I've been having sex with all women in this town nonstop for the last two days two days . yeah. Now, you know how much sperm cells I got left? Just One! He's all alone in there and he's scared! Hide your children, hide your wives, quagmire's on the loose Anyone who crosses his path Falls for his moves Tuesday was in the eighties, and you know I'll move on Every day new pisces or Capricorn I know you're not a virgo, and no preut Come with me you'll be in bed by eight and home by noon Hide your children, hide your wives, quagmire's on the loose Anyone who crosses his path Falls for his moves Hide your children, hide your wives, SongtexteHide your children, hide your wives, Hide your children, hide your wives, quagmire's looking to release his special juice (Thanks to Barryyyy for these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania