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Well, I bellied up to this bitch at the bar Hey baby, can I push in your stool? Didn't I see you in Beaver Hunt With your legs in the air just-a spreadin'' your cunt With your legs in the air just-a spreadin'' your cunt With your legs in the air just-a spreadin'' your cunt I'm a handsome sort of guy With a good complexion and a stiff erection Maybe me and you could get together and... you know... heh, heh, heh I'm the type of guy to make things happen A little bit crazy, yeah, I might be But I've got a few kinky ideas Let's see, how can I put it lightly Hmmm... Aaaa... Well... Here goes- I wanna spend some time in your behind Poke and stroke 'til I shoot my slime I've got me a mind to make some mookie Stick my thick dick where you squirt your dookie Run my tongue up and down your crack SongtexteBite your ass and give it a smack Sink my sub into your scrub (a scrub is a small bush) Eat the little bubbles when you fart in the tub I'll tell you something, pretty baby You sure are lookin' fine And I can tell by the way you cross your legs You ain't never had a dick like mine Now I think you're startin' to catch my drift Am I making myself clear? Out of all these babes you're my favorite pick A lovesick chick who can suck good dick A lovesick chick who can suck good dick A lovesick chick who can suck good dick I'm a horny sort of guy With a nose for sluts and a taste for butts Allow me to elaborate... one . more . time... I'm the type of guy to lick your thigh Eat me a box lunch down at the Y Use me some Crisco to grease my pole Slide it deep inside of your hole Suck your titty, lick your clitty Even use my tongue where it tastes kind of shitty Scale you like a bass, feel up your grasss Stick my face in your ass when you pass gas I'll tell you something, pretty baby You sure are lookin' fine And I can tell by the way you cross your legs You ain't never had a dick like mine I want me a gal who can cuss like a trucker Moan and groan and scream when I fuck her Use her mouth like a turkey baster That's right mama, moisten my meat I'd like to pay you a conjugal visit, baby So quit playin' hard to get I'll be shovin' my lovin' into your oven Until that fur gets soakin' wet Listen up, you stuck-up bitch I'll tell you one more time You may have fucked every guy in town But you ain't never had a dick like mine Now somethin' tells me you ain't game You haven't even bothered to tell me your name Or introduce me to your friend She's got a real cute face and a nice rear end I'll show you chicks the time of your life Hey, what are you planning to do with that knife? Holy motherfucking shit! You chicks just done me like John Wayne Bobbitt Listen here you sexist pig We may be a couple of whores But with this knife we took a slice And now we got a dick like yours Aus Songtexte Mania