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See there was Ashley, She caught my eye the second that she passed me I kissed her once Then she started to harass me She called all night long I had to buy a brand new phone And let me see There was Melanie To have a mouth like that should be a felony Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was telling me I mean dirty vocab She used to talk like she was grown And after that was Tiffany The one with the cute cousin Are you kiddin' me? She had a man But that didn't mean shit to me He tryed to catch us all the time But I was just to god damn smooth And I can't forget to mention Carrie But that situation quickly got scary Cause after 2 days she's "Like lets get married!" Can you believe that shit? SongtexteI had to pack my bags and move! 1 2 3 4 Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out (2x) I'll always remember Monica The jewish chick She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah To met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica But she looked so dam good She almost made my ass convert And after that there was Lisa You know he had a twin sister, Teresa I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza The greatest night of my life Schleps the rock that kill two birds And there was Erica She had the stankinest breath in North America, I tryed to slip her tic tacs But they were scared of her And when we made out I always had to plug my nose And I supose your know the sister Shoot, I swear by hand and God I only kissed her I gotta foot fetish But she gotta lota blisters I mean hammer time feet You think she had dead bugs for toes Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out (2x) Remember Catherine? She talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirin Bla, bla bla bla I'm doin fine thanks for askin I even tryed to make a muzzle But her mouth would just not quite Oh Shit Remember Shuana I hate to bring her up again I didn't want her That girl I talked about In "that girls a dog" song Yea the poster girl from paxil Almost made me lose my grip And oh shit There was Krystal The meth head She used to sniff like a fist full One time she chased me down thr street with a pistol She tryed to say I took her stash She bugged out and tryed to kill my ass And at last we got Kimmy She went abroad Came back And broke up with me And so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me I cried for like 3 days Then it was back to my evil ways Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out (2x) Aus Songtexte Mania