Indelicates (The)

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires. And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires. And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same. You're the reason I've changed from beer to soda pop And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop. You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same. I guess that we can't ever have Everything we need 'Cause when we get "ahead" It's got another mouth to feed Songtexte And you're the reason I can't get played on MTV You'd still be in The Pipettes without me And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same Simon, why in the devil don't you shave an' put on a clean pair of pants? What about yourself Julia, dressin' up in your stupid little housecoat with curls in your hair? I mean, why don't you put on a clean nice dress and we can go out to a party or something Considering what I went through today, I look like a movie star! Yeah, Danny Devito! Everybody know, all the ugly kids take after your side of the family Well, what about the one that's bald? Hahahaha, yeah.... ...bitch. Aus Songtexte Mania