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So I wanna edit the New York Times I wanna edit the New York Times I'm a busy man lots on my mind So I wanna edit the New York Times You know how much it costs to send our people on a plane? when I pee I like to see pee not money down the drain we got our Pulitzer's and the lesser prizes too can't remember their names but it's more than a few Got a newsroom full of whiners who all want to change the world all wanna be the man on the scene when a new flag gets unfurled well I got problems of my own with that damn Republican always chewing me a new asshole when we take on his man So I wanna edit the New York Times I wanna edit the New York Times I'm a busy man lots on my mind SongtexteSo I wanna edit the New York Times I need a job that's easy something 9 to 5 or even less if possible 'cause I like to skydive and golf and play tennis all them rich dude games ain't got time for them Sherlock Holmes' searching for the defamed So you want your name in the paper? come work for me it's not really my problem who you turn out to be kids coming out of school these days we're lucky if they can spell their name with that in mind if it's missed it's missed find someone else to blame So I wanna edit the New York Times I wanna edit the New York Times I'm a busy man lots on my mind So I wanna edit the New York Times Aus Songtexte Mania