Tom Flannery

I Am A Houston Astros Fan
I am a Houston Astros fan with the baggage that entails tough to hold the head high when between the legs is a tail one game from the series in 2004 now wiping their own asses on the cellar floor chorus: you can root root root for the yankees or jump on the rex sox train cheer for my home state phillies or with the pirates go down the drain but they'll be no joy in mudville with that predictable shit if you wanna have a good time just watch the Astros hit I am a Houston Astros fan at least we got Roger Clemens like a shiny Porche standing out in a parking lot full of lemons used to put fear in pitchers with the good 'ol Killer B's now decrepit with busted shoulders Songtexteand football player knees chorus I am a Houston Astros fan everybody raise a cheer for going through the motions and looking towards next year what can you expect for a paltry 77 mill last year was the heart meds this year it's the still chorus Aus Songtexte Mania