Steve Poltz

What Would Ghandi Do?
Driving into work Sometimes you want to shoot that jerk Duck and cover while I try to drive And I'm swerving down on a Highway 5 Slow down and take a deep breath Don't want to send 'em to an early death Say, ?What would Ghandi do in this situation?? Go on a hunger strike or a big vacation Well, holy rollers Clutching bibles Change the water into moonshine like good disciples Read the good word by the candle light and Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight Your stomach's growling and you wish you had A ton of groceries in a big bag You spent all of the cash you had On a 40-oz and a porno mag You smoked that stuff and now your head is fizzing And today your mom got sent back to prison Say, ?What would Buddha do at this tragedy?? Rub his belly and smile at the comedy, yeah Holy rollers Clutching bibles SongtexteChange the water into moonshine like good disciples Read the good word by the candle light and Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight Bully in your high school class just knocked you on your skinny ass The girl that you really love saw it happen from the stairs above She's laughing at you with her friends and you feel like your life is gonna end Say, ?What would Jesus do if they rang his bell?? He'd turn his cheek and then he'd run like hell Well, holy rollers Clutching bibles Change the water into moonshine like good disciples Read the good word by the candle light and Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight Well, holy rollers from the bake sale with a piece of pie Say your prayers each night and swear that you'll never ever lie Holy rollers Holy rollers... Aus Songtexte Mania