Parselmouths (The)

Two Classes
At our wizard school They require certain classes Like Potions, History, and Divination, too I guess they're all important We go to school for learning We do have to know how to make a brew But there are two classes That I just don't understand why I have to take them Two classes It makes no sense to me Two classes That bore me to tears and make me wish I could drop out Two classes Don't you agree? Muggle Studies is a big ol' waste of time I don't care 'bout non-magic people They think they're super clever 'Cause they turn on a light They drive their silly cars And fly their silly kites I'm a pureblood witch And I won't put up with this I don't have time for silly Muggle Studies SongtexteHogwarts, please, don't waste my time Save that class for stupid prats Whose blood is already muddy There are two classes That I just don't understand why I have to take them Two classes It makes no sense to me Two classes That bore me to tears and make me wish I could drop out Two classes Don't you agree? Defense Against the Dark Arts is absolutely pointless to me They teach us jinxes Prepare us for what's coming Dark evil's all around But I just sit there humming I promise it's already very familiar to me And I don't need defense against what I'm being taught at home I already know this crap, so just leave me alone There are two classes That I just don't understand why I have to take them Two classes It makes no sense to me Two classes That bore me to tears and make me wish I could drop out Two classes Don't you agree? There are two classes That I just don't understand why I have to take them Two classes It makes no sense to me Two classes That bore me to tears and make me wish I could drop out Two classes Don't you agree? Aus Songtexte Mania