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She's been with all the Weasley brothers Even Fred and George together Spent some time with Ginny and with Fleur Though she is quite a terror Put her with Draco or Adrian Or even Blaise Zabini With Seamus or with Dean Thomas Or with my favorite Cedric Dig'ry Been with Bill and Fleur together Fell in love with Padma P Had a short affair with Pansy Parkinson if you'll believe There's only one fanfic writer Who can tell the stories just right? Even better than J.K. And yes I'll say it outright She didn't... Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk But without her Harry couldn't pass potions She didn't... Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk But if you look hard she'll have done anything that you wish Put her with threesomes, foursomes, orgies Or just frenzied masturbation SongtexteIf you read these fanfics you might Say she saved the Potter nation Might be married off to Harry And have a kid or three Or single and available A domme or a subbie You might buy that she married Cedric In a dif'rent universe One where J.K. didn't off him With a well placed killing curse Only one person can Get Miss Granger just right Any pairing even if Together for just one night She helped to Save Buckbeak from the executioner Didn't really get the credit due to her She helped to Stop Death Eaters at the Ministry And you can read about her over Vic Krum's knee In every story she looks just the same An unruly haired caramel eyed dame Always has just a small swell 'bove her waist Always a blush when they take their first taste In every story it feels just like it is true Medi-witch or Auror, never eaten by a grue Always confident, always does what she said Sometimes just a little timid when she is in bed She didn't Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk But without her Harry couldn't have passed Potions She helped to Start Dumbledore's Army in Book Five Her brains made sure the others were kept a-live She helped to Get Harry and Ron through their OWL Tests Though Harry's grade in DADA really was the best She didn't Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk But without her Harry couldn't have passed Potions Aus Songtexte Mania