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Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher...me! Class is in session - so beware Of monsters, Boggarts and beasties - don't be scared My name is Lockhart, Gilderoy J. Smashing ghouls by night and trolls by day But I didn't defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it It took lots of courage and the sharpest wit Skills, charms and incantation (that) only I can possess When it comes down to it, I'm simply the best! Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award Five times last December, but you can make one more Order of Merlin, 3rd Class Vanquishing the Bandon Banshee was no easy task (for others!) But I didn't defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it It took lots of courage and the sharpest wit Skills, charms and incantation (that) only I can possess When it comes down to it, I'm better than the rest! All of this many seem glamorous as can be But danger and peril is bread and butter to me I won't be far behind wherever evil lurks For more information, see my published works (But enough about me) Aus Songtexte Mania