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Well I woke up really early on my anniversary Wife told me to meet her at the house for lunch around 3 Well I showed up real early with flowers in my hand Walked into the front door there stood a one-legged man and he told me that he loved my wife and she was good in bed Well I punched him in the mouth and then I ran off with his leg Bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart I felt kinda bad stealing that fella's fake leg although that motherfucker fucked my wife in my own bed Well I thought I'd return it then I'd head out for the bar to my surprise that man n my wife stole my fuckin' car so I moved out everything I could except that fuckin' bed and laughed as I walked out the door Songtextecuz I still had his leg Bitch 3 legged raced off That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart I don't know if you knew him but we used to be good friends we'd go out late night talking 'bout strange places we'd been little did I know that fucker talked about my wife That one legged fucker one legged hopped hopped off with my wife Bitch 3 legged raced off That bitch 3 legged raced off That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart Well every time that I'm feeling sad I look up at that leg just knowing that he's wobbling makes me feel good instead I smile when I think about him fucking in my bed cuz doggy style is impossible when you only got one leg Bitch 3 legged raced off That bitch 3 legged raced off That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart Aus Songtexte Mania