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Guess who's back in town? They're gonna smash your face in and they'll kick you when you're down Over at the caff Ian Beale starts to frown Cos the Mitchell brothers are the hardest cockney thugs around Sittin back watchin Eastenders in the flat People tryin to tell me that there's something wrong with that But I do not see what is wrong Let me try and explain through the medium of song Guess who's back in town? 2 bald cunts in a range rover You'd better watch your back Cos the Mitchells have come to take over This shit aint nothing like Hollyoaks Cos we're only watchin it for 2 blokes Aint nothing worth fucking in sight If you have a wank you're gonna give yourself a fright With something rotten like Dot Cotton - or Pat She's a fuckin lesbian man, she's way too fucking fat For me or Finnie to like Grant and Phil told her to get on her fucking bike When she asked for an autograph, or maybe 3 Those 2 cockney bastards are the best thing on TV So I don't care what you motherfuckers say SongtexteI'm staying in to watch the omnibus on Sunday Guess who's back in town? 2 bald cunts in a range rover You'd better watch your back Cos the Mitchells have come to take over Guess how long we've been waiting for this? You couldn't even tempt me out if you offered me a 5-in-a-bed with Girls Aloud minus the ginger If you don't respect my choice then I raise my middle finger Just stand still... and look hard Whatever happened to that fucking big dog called Wellard? He moved away to Manchester to find himself a bitch Rebecca Wade gave Grant a punch and now he needs a stitch Guess who's back in town? 2 bald cunts in a range rover You'd better watch your back Cos the Mitchells have come to take over I couldn't give a fuck if you're off to see the queen Cos tonight we're gonna get a lesson in how to be mean We'll never win the quiz cos none of us are bright I cannot wait to see those fuckers rolling into town like the mob Ready to start shit with anybody who's a knob to their mother or sis If you think you're hard enough they're gonna take the piss With a kick and a punch and a "Who the fuck are you?" They're gonna fuck you up like Asian bird flu I'm otherwise engaged cos Eastenders rocks The only way I'm leaving here is in a fucking box Guess who's back in town? 2 bald cunts in a range rover You'd better watch your back Cos the Mitchells have come to take over Aus Songtexte Mania