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I'd gone to the hospital For simple surgery, When the slippery-fingered doctor Dropped his watch inside of me. He tried to get it out. He tried and tried and tried. He couldn't get it! So he sewed it up inside. Now the ticking drives me crazy. I put cotton in my ear. The battery in that watch Is guaranteed for years. The doctor has a tip for me To help relieve the shock. He said, "Be glad it's a watch, And not a cuckoo clock." Aus Songtexte Mania