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Welcome, one and all, to the amazing Dr. Pibb's He'll make a penis from a buttock and a woman from a rib And if you've lost your follicles and wish that you were dead He'll take hairs from your testicles and sew them on your head Welcome, one and all, to the astounding Dr. Pibb's He'll convince you that you need to change, he's really rather glib He'll nip and tuck and fold and turn you into someone else, But rest assured the Doctor's had no surgery himself He turns your fingers into toes How he does it, no one knows Just close your eyes and strike a pose While Dr. Pibb works on your nose... Welcome, one and all, to the impressive Dr. Pibb's He'll reach inside his leather bag, it's always full of tricks He'll give you a tummy tuck so all the boys will want to fuck And he'll give you an anal bleach, so all the boys will want your peach... Welcome, one and all, to the breathtaking Dr. Pibb's He disarms you with a smile as he fills your head with fibs You'll have to take off all your clothes so he can touch your breasts He'll carve away a pound of flesh so you can look your best He'll offer you a pinch of hope SongtexteHe'll turn your body fat to soap Just close your eyes and strike a pose While Dr. Pibb takes off your clothes... Beware, my son, the crooked surgeon He'll cut you like a piece of sturgeon He'll turn you back into a virgin, You'll wonder what he's really purging... He'll pummel 'til you're black and blue He'll turn your thighs to yellow goo He'll leave you with a scar or 'two' You won't be able to talk or chew... A burn victim turned up today But she could not afford to pay Yet Dr. Pibb, he would not sway So Dr. Pibb turned her away... Aus Songtexte Mania