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Watching TV the other day I happened to turn on 'Home and Away' I hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say? I noticed some birds whose jugs were OK Then 'Neighbours' came on and the sight of Nina Made me feel all funny in my weiner And by the time I saw Izzy and Steph It was too late - I had lost my mess Oh, why do I always raise my hopes About shagging birds off the TV soaps? Why do I get a bonk on Whenever 'Neighbours' comes on? 'Corrie' came on the other night Maria and Candice made me feel alright I don't think Candice has much in way of a chin But I wouldn't say no to a look at her quim 'Eastenders' came on and Zoe and Kelly Made me want to get my fingers smelly I was so aroused by the time I saw Dot I pictured myself with my cock in her bot Oh, why do I always raise my hopes About shagging birds off the TV soaps? Why do I get a lob on SongtexteWhen 'Eastenders' comes on? Why do I always raise my hopes About shagging birds off the TV soaps? Why do I have to beat my meat When I see the girls from 'Coronation Street'? Aus Songtexte Mania