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When I was a little kunt I always used to stay Over Grandma's house to wake up on Christmas Day But one night I couldn't sleep so I snuck down the stairs To see if Santa Claus had come with all the Christmas fayre As I was peeping round the door I saw something weird There was a flash of red and a big white bushy beard But it wasn't Father Christmas I'd clapped eyes on there It was Grandma's grommet minus underwear Then I noticed Santa approaching Grandma's sack He looked like he was on the verge of emptying his sack He looked just like the pictures you see on Christmas cards Except he had no trousers on and he was on the hard The sexual act I witnessed was disturbing and unpleasant But I didn't let him see me in case I didn't get any presents I'd always been told that Santa came just once a year But they did it up the front bum first, then did it up the rear I saw my Granny fucking Santa Claus He got it out and stuck it in her wrinkly barn doors It made me feel messed up I thought it was Grandad dressed up Till I saw him watching, wanking in the corner I saw my Granny fucking Santa Claus He did her from the front and then he had her on all fours It made me feel disturbed But they seemed unperturbed While poor old Grandad wanked off in the corner Aus Songtexte Mania