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Halloween was my favorite holiday, but in these last few years Something so terrible has filled me with fear It's not the razor in the apple; no, I heard that never happened No, it's something much worse It's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty Well, that's not a costume at all What happened to witches and monsters? They left the Halloween Ball Just putting kitten ears on your head is not creative And a skimpy black dress is not very scary - unless you're Ann Coulter Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man I'm not a prude, but I'm not a fan Of women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty Well, that's not a costume at all What happened to witches and monsters? They left the Halloween Ball Okay, so maybe if you play a dead prostitute from, say, Jack the Ripper days Or, or maybe a zombie whore from outer space But that naughty devil outfit in lingerie? Well, that's... just not good Aus Songtexte Mania